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Debbie's brother Ken

Debbie, business woman of the year 2012 and former contestant in Celebrity Small Sister, enters the Rovers, and heads over to the bar.  She needs a drink after a day worrying about Kev, her ill brother, and running a chain of hotels somewhere outside of Coronation Street. She barely reaches the top of the bar and has to shout for service.  Glenda pops her head into the bar when Debbie shouts, but seeing no one there, she pops back into the hall.  Debbie shouts again, and Daisy looks around, finally seeing Debbie and her massive handbag. "Debbie.  What can I get you?" "At last. I've been stood here for 10 minutes. I'll have a rum and pineapple please Daisy, only don't put any ice in it and put the pineapple in first then the rum and then the straw and finally the little cocktail umbrella." "We don't have pineapple juice, straws or cocktail umbrellas.  And we're out of short glasses, so I'll just give you some rum in a pint glass.  And we ...