M ary was tidying up the floral display outside the flower shop. She was chatting to Sharon. "Do you want to buy some toffees, Mary? I've got chocolate covered toffees here; nutty toffee; treacle toffee, and just plain old toffee toffee. All very nutritious Mary har har har," said Sharon. "I'm not allowed to eat toffee since the incident with the alpaca and Prince Charles," replied Mary. "It was a long time ago. Mother and I had a small summer job working on a farm. I was mucking out the alpacas and mother was ploughing the fields. I wanted to drive the tractor, but mother wouldn't let me drive the tractor, mainly because it reminded her of the time that she drove an army tank during the war. She hadn't of course, but during one of her unstable moments she hallucinated it. Anyway, I diverge. One day we were told that Prince Charles was coming to visit the farm, and mother and I were both very excited. He had just di...
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