David entered the cafe. His wife Shona works there, so he often drops in but today he knows she isn't working and he decides to treat himself to a breakfast special with tea. He read the Gazette whilst he was waiting. David, homeless since Max set fire to the house, saw an advert in the Weatherfield Gazette that caught his eye: " Unique opportunity to share house with others. No rent charged in exchange for you allowing cameras to follow your every move and to detail your every communication with other housemates. Would suit married man with no house who needs a break after attempting suicide by asking someone to run him over. " He couldn't believe how good a match it was for him and so he decided to apply straight away. He wrote his application immediately, using one of Roy's napkins as writing paper. " Hiya I'd like to apply for the gig. I'm used to cameras following me about and people listening in. I'm a married man whose house was bur...
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