Elaine, Yasmin and Cathy. Weatherfield's very own Golden Girls. Elaine. The one with the past, the one who had known men. Many many man. Yasmin. The one with the overbearing husband, now deceased. Interested in community education. Cathy. The naive, innocent and foolish one. The one who collected pizza boxes. Rita. Yasmin's mother. Old, wise, witty and full of tales of old. --- "Picture it. The Kabin. Early 1970s. Daily Express 3p, packet of salt and vinegar 2p. In walks Ken and Len." "Back in St Austell, we had twins called Ken and Len. They were in the same class as me at school," said Cathy. "Did they go to the local newsagent together?" asked Rita. "No, don't be silly. They'd eat the newspapers." Cathy laughed at Rita's daft question. "I know I'm going to regret asking," said Elaine, "but why did they eat newspapers?" "Goats will eat anything," replied Cathy. "So, Len and Ken ...
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