Scene 1 Programme opens with Tony and Carla in the factory. Tony I will soon be a wealthy man. I have managed to sell another two flats, and I didn’t murder anyone in the process. Carla (fangs glowing) Yes my dear, I can’t wait to count those notes with you. Scene 2 The Rovers Betty (sitting down) I’m on a break. Steve I thought you were just sitting down because you are so old, and still working in a pub even though you are 88. Betty No, I just have trapped wind. Steve I know just what you mean. I feel that same way about Michelle. Lloyd enters, with Danielle. They sit in a booth. Lloyd A bottle of champagne please. Steve Are you trying to impress the bird? Liz No, it’s my idea. Give him a bottle. Lloyd (Salivating at Liz’s breasts.) Yes, please give me one. Liz ( Picking up a glass cloth, and fanning herself with it) Oooh you are awful, but I like you. Scene 3 The Barlows Peter And I haven’t had a drin...
Coronation Street Tribute Act