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Rita has no recollection

 Rita woke up, hungover as usual.  She was fully dressed, and so she reckoned that she must have been pretty tanked up the night before.
She got up off the couch and staggered around, tripping over her high heels.

"Here, what's that on me shoes?"  

She bent down (slowly) and picked up a shoe.  

"Blood? That looks like blood. Where did that come from?"

Nina screamed and said, "I can't remember, I can't remember."

Craig shone a lamp in her eyes. "Think hard.  Who attacked you?"

Kevin muttered something in the background.  Abi clearly disagreed with him and pushed him out of the way.

"Who did it? Who killed my Seb?"

Rita threw her shoes into the washing machine, and turned to face the camera.  

"Aerial pods get rid of all stains including tea, blood and semen."  

She smiled, but her makeup was awry, and her wig squint.  The effect was scary, but the product placements were a necessity of modern life.

"Aerial pods. Keep away from children," said a voiceover.

"Good advice," said Rita.


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