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Eileen's summer outfit

Now that summer was here Eileen decided that she needed a new outfit. The second hand stuff that Norris had given her from Emily's house was getting a bit thread bare, and Mary's hand-me-downs were always a bit drab. Liz's old clothes were a bit tight. 

Eileen wanted to look glam and sexy. She wanted to look like Gail. Gail was everything that Eileen wasn't. Happy, friendly, fashionable and popular.  She was a great mother, a hot bit of stuff and very attractive to all men and some women.  Eileen decided to acquire some of Gail's garments.

Monday was washday in Gail's week.  Gail's washing danced on the line. Her skirts caught the breeze, Marilyn Monroe style. Her blouses seemed to to link arms as they flapped around.   Her vests were perfectly still.  The gentle wind blew straight through the gaps between the strings and so unlike her other clothes they were motionless
The washing line colours were vibrant, the whites pure white. Eileen waited for Gail to leave and then scaled the back fence. She picked what she fancied (all of it, apart from Gail's tights) and went home to try them on.

Once fully dressed, she admired herself in a full length mirror. Eileen saw Paris Hilton. Todd saw Paris Stilton, the well known drag queen.

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