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Roy was buttering a bap when Nina came downstairs.  She was wearing a nice flowery dress which she'd bought from the Weatherfield Organisation of Felines (WOOF), the cat rescue charity shop. 
"Good morning Roy," she said.  "My Seb is dead and that Corrie is free."
Roy used tongs to pick up some ham for the now-buttered bap.
"Hello Nina.  How are you today?" he enquired.
"Needing revenge," she replied looking at the tongs as an idea came into her mind.

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Later, in Dev's, Nina nicked a bottle of vodka.  Dev was distracted by the "Learn to dance Bollywood" video showing on his phone.
She staggered back to the cafe, drinking as she went.
"Where's the tucking fongs?" she asked.
She saw them, and swiped them.

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