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Just another day in Weatherfield

It was just another day in Weatherfield.

  • A young man who had been kicked to death a few weeks before was buried.
  • The murderer attended the funeral.
  • After the funeral, he made remarks about the dead man's mother.
  • Mother overheard him and so went after him with a bottle. That'll teach him!
  • A woman about 60 tasered the landlady of the public house. Twice!
  • Landlady of the public house confessed that she had been unfaithful to her husband (recently released from jail).
  • Landlord packed his suitcase and left the landlady.
  • 86 year old newsagent worker was held hostage by the woman with the taser.
  • Gary burst the door open to save her.
  • Gary (himself a murderer and former jailbird, brother of Faye, a current jailbird) stole van keys from the van belonging to the man who had kidnapped lickle Sam.
  • The van driver wasn't best pleased, and so he chased Gary, who foolishly run up a dead a back lane which had no exit route. It did have a cage load of empty cardboard boxes though.
  • The van driver cornered Gary, and pulled out his gun.
  • Lickle Sam decided to deal with the bad man.
  • Bad man shot at Gary, at the same moment that Lickle Sam hit him hard enough over the head to knock the man out.
  • Gary was uninjured and he pocketed the gun.
  • Sharon drove the van away.
  • Dev illegally sold outdated food - at only half price.
Quite quiet really.

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